You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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