We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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