I like to think it a success when the cops are called
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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