she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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