Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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