Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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