so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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