Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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