Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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