so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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