Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We are all done wearing pants today
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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