Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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