Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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