I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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