i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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