I'm really into asian looking animals
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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