My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize