Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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