these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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