You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
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She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...