at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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