Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He did a backflip because drugs
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