the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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