is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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