it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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