she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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