is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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