Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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