Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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