I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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