Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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