Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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