i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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