i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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