i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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