I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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