I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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