Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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