Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
organizing the empties. That sober.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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