i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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