Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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