Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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