Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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