hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
