I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Pants are for mortals
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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