I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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