I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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