it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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