Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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