I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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