There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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