Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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