theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
ttyl tear gas
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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