at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No subtext here. People are naked.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
And then my night got REAL pukey
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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