There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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