My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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