i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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